June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
0 posts
Regarding Identity Theft
Daniel: maybe you can get FF to transfer you the armor
Stephen: hahaaaha
Stephen: great
Daniel: admit it
Daniel: you bought the armor
Stephen: no
Stephen: i definitely didnt
Stephen: that guy blew like
Stephen: $200 on armor
Stephen: then $20 on non-fda approved medicine
Daniel: maybe you can get them to reverse the $200 from that time that idiot bought that 3d0 on ebay.
Stephen: god damn it
April 2009
6 posts
Sometimes you gotta listen to this song four...
CBRAP » Posse On Trendwatch: Jerkin’ On →
“Consider another major predictor[6] of this movement - D4L’s “Scotty”. It’s the greatest harmonizing rap song of the decade and the biggest of about a half dozen street hits produced by a so called one hit wonder. It spent four years crawling to a national reputation through hand to hand CDr burns, Imeem playlists and youtube scores. So now well after Fabo probably blew his “Laffy Taffy”...
March 2009
1 post
WatchRedman’s MTV Cribs episode. Try to love Redman the same after this! You can’t! You will love him more. (WATCH OUT FOR THE BUTTS IN THE BEGINNING!!)
February 2009
1 post
Weirdo Records Sets Up Shop →
“You can destroy the rest of your life trying to find all the good music that there is until you’ve overwhelmed everything else that happens to you. That’s the project I was put on Earth to do. Being able to share that is the greatest thing to happen.”
January 2009
3 posts
“Mark E. Smith: (Raising voice) “People who read Loaded are just frustrated...”
– Loaded, December? 1997
WFMU's Beware of the Blog: Elton and Betty White /... →
Well, what if Devendra Banhart and Vashti Bunyan had covered “A Collection of Songs about Booties.” What if, is what this answers.
Mr. Smashy’s Guide to Record Cleaning →
Some audiophile grade cleaning fluids cost over $30 USD for a quart (946ml) bottle. Over the years you will use a lot of fluid and the costs add up. Rather than buying a commercial record cleaner, I prefer to make my own solution.
November 2008
2 posts
Marva Whitney’s It’s My Thing, backed...
October 2008
8 posts
1) All I want to listen to anymore is this record...
Daniel: ok
Daniel: years down the line
Daniel: youll meet a nice lady
Daniel: youll settle down
Me: yes
Daniel: youll move into your first apartment together
Daniel: youll eat chinese food off cardboard boxes
Daniel: because you dont have furniture yet
Daniel: but its ok
Daniel: because youre in love
Daniel: your life moves through the years
Daniel: good times and bad
Daniel: but you work through them together
Me: right
Daniel: even when times seem really tough
Daniel: you see it through
Daniel: one day your wife calls you at work and says she has something to tell you
Daniel: so you hurry home after work
Daniel: and shes got candles lit everywhere and this huge elaborate dinner laid out
Daniel: and halfway through dinner she announces shes pregnant
Me: right
Daniel: and there are tears of joy
Daniel: for hours
Daniel: and you call all of your familys
Daniel: to tell them the news
Daniel: and there are lots of phone calls and congrats from everyone
Daniel: so what follows is 9 months of joy
Daniel: youre so excited
Daniel: you have the birthing classes
Daniel: and you lay in bed reading books on raising a kid
Daniel: and youre more in love than ever
Daniel: eventually you decide to buy a house
Daniel: one for your growing family
Daniel: you settle on a nice colonial in the suburbs
Daniel: a bit of a fixer upper
Daniel: but you and the wife put alot of work into it
Daniel: one day your wife comes home
Daniel: and you surprise her with the complete nursery youve built
Daniel: with the ducky wallpaper
Daniel: and the toy trains
Daniel: and her grandmothers crib, which youve refinished
Daniel: and oh
Daniel: the tears of joy
Daniel: eventually one day your wife goes into labor
Daniel: and you rush to the hospital
Daniel: the doctor says theirs bad news
Daniel: that the umbilical cord is wrapped around the babys neck
Daniel: and things look real shakey
Daniel: doctors are working as best they can
Daniel: but things dont look good
Daniel: youve prepared yourself for the worst
Daniel: but!
Daniel: the doctors say everything will be fine
Daniel: and they get your newborn son out
Daniel: but they need to keep him in intensive care for a few weeks
Daniel: your job understands, and they let let you spend most of your days in the IC unit with your son
Daniel: the little trooper
Daniel: after a few weeks
Daniel: things turn around
Daniel: and they let you bring him home
Daniel: and as you walk through the door
Daniel: with your first born
Daniel: and your loving wife comes and kisses you
Daniel: the phone rings
Daniel: and its your dad
Daniel: and he says "im proud of you son"
Daniel: and you realise your whole life is ahead of you
Daniel: and everything is going to be just fine
Daniel: ...
Daniel: that moment
Daniel: ....
Daniel: not as good as a roland digital drum set on the 808 setting
Trends for "john mellencamp" and "john cougar... →
That one guy knows what’s up.
Chacha.com experiment, 1
Me (1.02 AM): what would happen if a dog and apple fell in love
Chacha (1.04 AM): I don't have a clue. I guess the dog would enjoy the apple's bland company.
There’s gotta be some way to monetize a service that’s like Netflix but only for VHS tapes of endearingly bad sci-fi movies.
4:52 AM. That one Flashpapr record and bummer commiseration with your best friend. I know this aint what Tumblr’s for but where do people even do their shit anymore. Used to be the LJ but now its all three day-old politiblog embeds and wedding photos; supposed to be the revitalized Fiction Site but again it’s like 5 AM and I don’t have it in me to churn out a thing. Where do we...
September 2008
7 posts
“Virtual housing is the only solution. My current place here in the city is on...”
– http://arieff.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/housing-the-universe/#comment-6677
ABANDON THE FLESHWORLD!!! JACK INTO THE MATRIX *ducks head back underneath reindeer-pelt monitor hood*
Daniel Cohen: Vinyl records satisfy fans and make... →
My apartment’s long-running notional contest to see who can get more internet famous just got so real.
A Coda: Here is how my laptop was finally...
Bethany: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExMq2DVINM
Stephen: oh wow
Stephen: you just clowned me so bad by accident
Bethany: what do you mean?
Bethany: uh oh :(
Stephen: alright well
Stephen: so it's the night time, right
Stephen: HOLY SHIT I THINK YOU FIXED MY KEYBORD
Stephen: ahahahha oh my god
Stephen: SO MANY THINGS just happened
Bethany: yesssss!
Stephen: fjdsklgjlskghlshglshglsg
Bethany: but how did i mess you up!
Stephen: ok first things first
Stephen: so its the night time
Stephen: and i am a dude
Stephen: so i have to point out here that what i am doing is NOT MASTURBATING
Stephen: it's just like, you know
Stephen: holding it
Stephen: i dont get to just hold it during the day
Stephen: because i'm at work
Stephen: so there i am just sort of non-sexually or maybe only-notionally-sexually holding my own penis
Stephen: and you send me this link
Stephen: and i click on it
Stephen: and whoomp, it's twins cojoined at the head
Bethany: hahahaha
Bethany: they have a country video
Stephen: and my stomach does this weird complicated backflip
Stephen: and i slipped
Stephen: because i was lying on my side
Stephen: and i sort of elbow the laptop
Stephen: but LO
Stephen: THATS WHAT FIXED IT
Bethany: yessss!
Bethany: I RULE
Stephen: you're like some sort of transhuman fonzie
Stephen: that was like the teledildonics of computer repair
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IU gziuess IUm, only wriutiung zthius...
August 2008
1 post
Watchcatbird:
I like this. Actually, I’ve never heard a Fujiya & Miyagi song that I didn’t like. Although, keep in mind, I’ve only ever heard two.
via perpetua
Well sure this is enjoyable because this is basically the Crocodile Mile into krautrock. Like every time (at a 100% success ratio) they get too close to Can they pull out and turn into LCD Soundsystem. There’s probably a grad...
July 2008
7 posts
Half-cocked at Jeanie Johnston last night for kareoke, stumbled my way up to the front to try and get through “Little Red Corvette,” and the whole place went fucking nuts. Is that a sign of life’s gonna be okay or what: The dollar is worth less than Marvel Cards and shoelaces, gas is more expensive than milk, we’re all gonna die, but all it takes to dissolve it is an...
WatchLike an infant held in thrall by a rotating mobile, so am I by this fucking game. If this is what it’s going to feel like to have my nostalgia played upon into infinity then it’s gonna be my tenth birthday for the rest of my life.
NPR On Bras
Vomit Backpack
Sexual Interhorse
I can’t decide if any of these should be song titles or album titles or band names or what and it’s LITERALLY driving me insane, LITERALLY, this is my PENULTIMATE, concern.
OPEN LETTER TO THE MICE IN MY APARTMENT: Hey guys. Just writing to forward you this article from the NY Times. [insert obviously malformed URL] Apparently fruit flies are the new delicacy this year? Just thought you might like to change up your diet a little bit. Why shell out at Davidburke & Donatella next year when you can get the head start now, am I right? Ha ha! OK, see you guys later.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sesame_Street_... →
Holy shit how did I become as old as the hanging gardens. Who ARE these characters. The first sentence I read and there’s an unlinked reference to a muppet called “Grivor the Irish Beast” which I’m pretty sure CTW stole from some high dude’s D+D campaign. I mean I know they can’t serialize Twin Beaks on there but could time slow down even the tiniest bit
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