OPEN LETTER TO THE MICE IN MY APARTMENT:
Hey guys. Just writing to forward you this article from the NY Times. [insert obviously malformed URL] Apparently fruit flies are the new delicacy this year? Just thought you might like to change up your diet a little bit. Why shell out at Davidburke & Donatella next year when you can get the head start now, am I right? Ha ha! OK, see you guys later.
OPEN LETTER TO THE FRUIT FLIES IN MY APARTMENT:
THE MICE ARE AFTER YOU STOP THE TIME HAS COME STOP PROTECT THE QUEEN STOP AIM FOR THEIR WEAK PAWS AND NOSES FULL STOP
