A Coda: Here is how my laptop was finally repaired.
- Bethany: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExMq2DVINM
- Stephen: oh wow
- Stephen: you just clowned me so bad by accident
- Bethany: what do you mean?
- Bethany: uh oh :(
- Stephen: alright well
- Stephen: so it's the night time, right
- Stephen: HOLY SHIT I THINK YOU FIXED MY KEYBORD
- Stephen: ahahahha oh my god
- Stephen: SO MANY THINGS just happened
- Bethany: yesssss!
- Stephen: fjdsklgjlskghlshglshglsg
- Bethany: but how did i mess you up!
- Stephen: ok first things first
- Stephen: so its the night time
- Stephen: and i am a dude
- Stephen: so i have to point out here that what i am doing is NOT MASTURBATING
- Stephen: it's just like, you know
- Stephen: holding it
- Stephen: i dont get to just hold it during the day
- Stephen: because i'm at work
- Stephen: so there i am just sort of non-sexually or maybe only-notionally-sexually holding my own penis
- Stephen: and you send me this link
- Stephen: and i click on it
- Stephen: and whoomp, it's twins cojoined at the head
- Bethany: hahahaha
- Bethany: they have a country video
- Stephen: and my stomach does this weird complicated backflip
- Stephen: and i slipped
- Stephen: because i was lying on my side
- Stephen: and i sort of elbow the laptop
- Stephen: but LO
- Stephen: THATS WHAT FIXED IT
- Bethany: yessss!
- Bethany: I RULE
- Stephen: you're like some sort of transhuman fonzie
- Stephen: that was like the teledildonics of computer repair
