- Daniel: ok
- Daniel: years down the line
- Daniel: youll meet a nice lady
- Daniel: youll settle down
- Me: yes
- Daniel: youll move into your first apartment together
- Daniel: youll eat chinese food off cardboard boxes
- Daniel: because you dont have furniture yet
- Daniel: but its ok
- Daniel: because youre in love
- Daniel: your life moves through the years
- Daniel: good times and bad
- Daniel: but you work through them together
- Me: right
- Daniel: even when times seem really tough
- Daniel: you see it through
- Daniel: one day your wife calls you at work and says she has something to tell you
- Daniel: so you hurry home after work
- Daniel: and shes got candles lit everywhere and this huge elaborate dinner laid out
- Daniel: and halfway through dinner she announces shes pregnant
- Me: right
- Daniel: and there are tears of joy
- Daniel: for hours
- Daniel: and you call all of your familys
- Daniel: to tell them the news
- Daniel: and there are lots of phone calls and congrats from everyone
- Daniel: so what follows is 9 months of joy
- Daniel: youre so excited
- Daniel: you have the birthing classes
- Daniel: and you lay in bed reading books on raising a kid
- Daniel: and youre more in love than ever
- Daniel: eventually you decide to buy a house
- Daniel: one for your growing family
- Daniel: you settle on a nice colonial in the suburbs
- Daniel: a bit of a fixer upper
- Daniel: but you and the wife put alot of work into it
- Daniel: one day your wife comes home
- Daniel: and you surprise her with the complete nursery youve built
- Daniel: with the ducky wallpaper
- Daniel: and the toy trains
- Daniel: and her grandmothers crib, which youve refinished
- Daniel: and oh
- Daniel: the tears of joy
- Daniel: eventually one day your wife goes into labor
- Daniel: and you rush to the hospital
- Daniel: the doctor says theirs bad news
- Daniel: that the umbilical cord is wrapped around the babys neck
- Daniel: and things look real shakey
- Daniel: doctors are working as best they can
- Daniel: but things dont look good
- Daniel: youve prepared yourself for the worst
- Daniel: but!
- Daniel: the doctors say everything will be fine
- Daniel: and they get your newborn son out
- Daniel: but they need to keep him in intensive care for a few weeks
- Daniel: your job understands, and they let let you spend most of your days in the IC unit with your son
- Daniel: the little trooper
- Daniel: after a few weeks
- Daniel: things turn around
- Daniel: and they let you bring him home
- Daniel: and as you walk through the door
- Daniel: with your first born
- Daniel: and your loving wife comes and kisses you
- Daniel: the phone rings
- Daniel: and its your dad
- Daniel: and he says "im proud of you son"
- Daniel: and you realise your whole life is ahead of you
- Daniel: and everything is going to be just fine
- Daniel: ...
- Daniel: that moment
- Daniel: ....
- Daniel: not as good as a roland digital drum set on the 808 setting
